...my coworker brings her adorable little almost-2-year-old daughter, Amelia, into the office. I immediately turn into one of THOSE women. You know. The kind that coos and ahhhh!s and squeals and whines "Iiiiii waaaaaannnnnnt ooooooonnnnnnneeee!"
Tick, tick, tick. Shit. My loins are on fire now, and I need a good fucking. Maybe I can find a kind donor on my lunch break.