And here's what he/she/it had to say in response to my response to his/her/its previous comment listed under "I'm in the Mood for...Backgammon"
"Hm. Must have frightened him off well and truly by now, mate."
"Frighten him off? If me amusing myself by seeing if I can figure out who he is frightens him off, then he doesn't have the fortitude to be with me. I am a strong woman. And I need a REALLY strong man."