maarmie takes a sidestep so she's standing in front of a coworker, not allowing her to pass through the hallway. smiles.
coworker: Judi! maarmie's being mean to me. She won't let me through!
maarmi shuffles over into Judi's line of sight. to Judi: I was voted "friendliest" in fifth grade. Do you really think I'd ever be mean to her?
Judi: You were voted what?
maarmie: Friendliest.
coworker: You remember that from fifth grade?
maarmie: Yeah. (whispers to coworker) That was before life ripped my fucking heart out.
Laughter all around.
4 comments:
don't you think you ought to change the name of your blog from 'maarmie's musings' to something more apropos? let's see now... what about 'victim's ventings,' or suchlike?
You have a right to your own opinion, doppelganger. This blog is intended mostly for entertainment purposes. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it.
never fear; i'm hugely entertained...
I sit here stunned by the sharp intellectual wit that John G. possesses. Man, "feces on your breath" - that's slick. Most people won't even catch the hidden message in that, the cute double entendre, the irony. Man. That's rich. Oops, I was confused, actually his post reads like someone in 5th grade who "likes to be on the Internet". I think John is secretly a gay, Jewish, black female who hates himself (herself) so he (she) puts up a picture of Charlie Sheen and fancies himself (herself) to be a racist piece of shit.
I could be wrong.
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